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Breathtaking Power Menopause Card

$5.00
SKU: 2-02899

We think it’s weird that half the people on earth go through menopause and yet there aren’t Menopause Cruises and Menopause Parties and Menopause Cakes and Menopause Cards… until now! Well, at least the cards part. Could somebody get going on the cake part? That would be great.

Note: This card is part of a new series dedicated to menopause! We really want to support people going through this transition and normalize conversation around it. With the launch of these cards, we’re proud to join those helping to make this transition less isolating and more empowering.

  • File under: motivational cards, funny cards, and menopause survival kit!
  • Blank inside; A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock
  • Comes with a matching kraft envelope

Card reads: Welcome to menopause! On one hand, there’s brain fog, headaches, insomnia, mood swings, and whatever the hell is happening to my knees. On the other hand, there’s the breathtaking power of truly not giving a shit what anyone thinks anymore.


MIX, MATCH & SAVE! Buy 6 or more Greeting Cards and get 25% off each card! (Single cards only; boxed and sale cards not included.) Discount will automatically be applied at checkout.