Did you know that every single day of the year is someone’s birthday? Did you know that it’s been (un)scientifically proven that people keep the birthday cards they receive forever and ever? That’s why it’s important to give the best people the best birthday cards, and this new card from author and illustrator Julia Rothman is one of the very best of the very, very best. Who doesn’t want someone wishing them MORE dance parties, nature walks, and vintage shopping and LESS anxiety, overthinking, and bug bites? NO ONE — that’s who.