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Groceries & Shit Tote Bag (Olive)

SKU: 2-02785

This oversized, sturdy, washable tote bag is the perfect carryall for groceries, books, or six bottles of wine. (Yep, we’ve tested this.) Oh, and isn’t this deep olive color so pretty and shit?

  • Bag measures 18" wide x 15" high x 6" deep
  • Shoulder straps have a 13" drop
  • Made from high-quality, heavyweight cotton canvas with a gusseted bottom
  • Hand wash in cold water and line dry to keep it clean and snazzy

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Alison G.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Love it!

Super cute and well constructed. It's a really nice size for groceries - not too small and not too big. And I appreciate the longer straps.


Fun and Quality!

I actually purchased two of these! One for my daughter and one for myself. The bags are an exceptional quality, the straps are soft, and wide enough that they will stay put. Someday...when I can bring my own bags to the grocery store again, ****** Covid, this will be my favorite bag to hand to the cashier. In the meantime, I am using it for any other shopping I have.



The quality of the bag was beyond my expectations. I am not a fan of online shopping hence I was skeptical to actually make the purchase BUT the words printed sealed the deal for me. I purchased one for myself and another for my best friend. We love them! The bag is sturdy and has plenty of room. It grabs the attention of on lookers...some giggle and some gasp, either way I smile, take my groceries and **** and have a great day.


Exceptional Message, Quality, and Strap!

Obviously this bag is genius and brings as much joy to whoever dons it as those passerby lucky enough to read it. I love the fatigue green color with the pop of pink. Very pretty colors. My favorite aspect of the bag is the strap. I also bought one of the "regular" tote bags (The American Values one) that has "regular" tote bag straps. This strap on this Groceries bag is far superior. It is soft, comfortable, and malleable yet sturdy. This was a wonderful gift to myself as a morale boost. It did the trick. And! It's good for the environment so whenever I use this instead of a plastic bag I can give Mother Earth a little chin lift of recognition. Like, "Hey. I see you. I'm trying to help out." I highly recommend. Two enthusiastic thumbs up!