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I Like Pizza As More Than A Friend Tote Bag

SKU: 105-TB

This goodie’s gone for good, but we’ve got tons of other fun stuff on hand!

I crave our nights together, pizza. Dressed up fancy in artichoke hearts, or naked with cheese, I love you in whatever you're wearing. Oh, pizza, you dependable and delicious companion who's seen me through thick and thin (crust) - sorry for the terrible joke - where would I be without you in my life?

...Wait, romantic feelings for pizza are totally normal, right?

  • Bag measures 18" wide x 15" high x 6" deep
  • Shoulder straps have a 13" drop
  • Made from high-quality, heavyweight canvas with a gusseted bottom