Died of Lemons Empathy Card

SKU: 2-02206
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This card's gone for good, but we've got plenty of other stuff on hand!

Why is it that when you're sick with a life-threatening disease, so many people feel the need to tell you about someone they know who DIED OF THE THING YOU HAVE? It's crazy how often this happens. Not only is it unhelpful, it's actually quite terrifying. Please, everyone, stop doing this.

If you buy a sick person this card, we promise they will a) laugh, and b) feel relieved that you understand.

  • Blank inside
  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed in the USA on heavyweight matte stock
  • Comes with a matching kraft envelope