Grown-Ass Lady Cocktail Napkins, Pack of 20

SKU: 2-02397
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Grab this napkin, go to the nearest mirror and read it out loud while looking deep into your own eyes at least 10 times in a row. Let the wisdom wash over you as it becomes your new mantra. Now share your newfound wisdom with all of your best friends at your next book club meeting/wine night/early morning powerwalk session. Wherever empowered drinks might be served.

  • 20 5" x 5" napkins per package
  • packaged in cello wrap
  • 3-ply, FSC-certified tissue
  • TCF (totally chlorine-free) paper, water-based ink