I Will Not Keep Things Gift Bag

SKU: 2-02284
Our online checkout system is on pause as we move IRL warehouses—reopening early June-ish.

This goodie's gone for good—but we've got tons of other fun stuff on hand!

Inner shopping monologue: One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me. One for…. SNAP OUT OF IT! You have too much stuff and it is NOT your birthday.

  • Our bags are approximately 9.5" (tall) x 8" x 4"
  • Tissue paper not included