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Sprawled Cat Birthday Card

SKU: 2-02266

This goodie’s gone for good, but we’ve got tons of other fun stuff on hand!

Catspreading is a form of affection reserved for birthdays and also every single day. The feline in question will often sprawl upon the object of human focus, causing mild dishevelment or disarray. In this ritual, the cat becomes the focus of the human’s attention and the sun of their menial universe. Once the human’s attention is grasped, the cat may be known to sing “party like it’s your catday, ‘cause we don’t give a cat if it’s your catday.“

Design sort of also available as our I Love Cats Tote Bag.

  • Blank inside
  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks
  • Comes with a matching kraft envelope